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Na prijemnom ispitu, a gdje bi drugo, vec na
sarajevskoj Likovnoj Akademiji, pred kandidate su
postavljene tri slike:
a) IZGOREN HLJEB
b) UTOPLJEN COVJEK
c) TRUDNA ZENA
Zadatak je bio pronaci (samo) dvije rijeci
koje su karakteristicne za sve tri slike!
Ispit je polozila jedna djevojka...
Napisala je: kasno izvadjen!
xD
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Samo za swatke osobe..yoshimura
J***m ti ja mater usta,koga ti j***s svojim glupim
forama, mislis ako ti je slatka guza da me mozes
zajebavati, rece medo pceli i ote joj med!
hehheehhhe :D
Jedan juznoamericki naucnik je nakon dugotrajnih i
komplikovanih istrazivanja utvrdio, da osobe sa
smanjenom
seksualnom aktivnoscu citaju svoje upise sa rukom na
misu.
Ne moras sada da sklanjas ruku, kasno je...:)
HEHEHEHHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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samo to : ( haha salim se,hvaja za trag kiss
Kuvam se ceo dan i pored klime,imam
temperaturuuuuuuuu,mozes li da verujes,usred leta.e
to ti je draga moja najveci smor :((
Sta mi radisssssssssssssss???
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J***m ti ja mater usta,koga ti j***s svojim glupim
forama, mislis ako ti je slatka guza da me mozes
zajebavati, rece medo pceli i ote joj med!
hehheehhhe :D
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ZA MEDENU...:)
ko ima petlju da ne posalje dalje... :))
Ovaj e-mail je nastao 1993.godine i vec 2001. usao je
u Guinessovu knjigu rekorda.
Ako ovaj e-mail posaljes petorici ljudi jos u ovom
satu, osoba koja ti se svidja reci
ce ti:'Volim te' ili 'Hoces li biti sa mnom?'
Prvi deo: Poljubac
1. Poljubac u ruku: Postujem te.
2. Poljubac u lice: Hteo bih da ostanemo prijatelji.
3. Poljubac u vrat: Zelim te.
4. Poljubac u usne: Volim te.
5. Poljubac u uho: Samo se s tobom igram.
6. Pogled u oci: Poljubi me.
7. Igra se tvojom kosom: Bez tebe ne mogu ziveti.
8. Ruke oko tvog pojasa: Isprobavam.
Drugi deo: Tri dobra uputstva
1. Za devojke: Ako je prema tebi momak grub, pomiluj
ga po glavi.
2. Za momke: Kada te devojka pomiluje po glavi,
poljubi je.
3. Za devojke i momke: Pri ljubljenju nisu potrebne
oci. ko ih drzi otvorenima cesto
propusti ono najvaznije.
Treci deo: Uputstva za ispravno ljubljenje
1. Previse debele usne se na kraju smanje.
2. Ne pitaj mozes li poljubiti. Jednostavno to uradi
ili od toga odustani.
3. Iskoristi svaku finu ili losu priliku za
ljubljenje.
NE ZABORAVI!!!
Ruza je ruza, poljubac nije nikakav poljubac bez
velike kolicine
strasti.
Zato otvori usta, zatvori oci i ljubi, ljubi,
ljubi...
A sada posljedice: Ako prekines lanac pisama, imat
ces nevolje u
ljubavi .
Ako ovaj E-mail jednom procitas, moras ga odmah
poslati petorici
ljudi!!
Kad to uradis zamisli zelju i ispunit ce ti se
posle par dana.
Koliko sati budes kasnio/la toliko ce ti dana kasniti
ispunjenje zelje.
NE PROPUSTI: sto vise ljudi dobije ovaj E-mail vise
ces imati srece
u svom zivotu. PUNO SRECE!!
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posalji ovaj upis,svim onima za koje mislis da su
SEXY
(barem malo,,ili malo vise )u tvojoj raji..nema
veze ako znas ili neznas osobu
I DA VIDIMO KOLIKO CES DOBIT
NAZAD!!!saljiiiii!!!!
Shta ti mom dechku dusha moja?!?!??!??!
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OVO JE SRCE LJUBAVI POSALJI GA 15 OSOBA
U ROKU OD POLA SATA,AKO GA POSALJES TVOJA
VOLJENA OSOBA CE TE ZAVOLJETI ;)
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JA BIO KOD TEBE, OBISAO I OPET OTISAO KISS
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I really am watching you.... :D
NEma na cemu i drugi put :D
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evo tebi jedna ruža...da ti mirise,
dok budes pajkila :-)
Opisi me u jednoj rijeci, i posalji
mi.poslije toga posalji ovu poruku sto vise osoba i
vidjet ces koliko cudnih stvari misle o tebi.Probaj
zabavno je.. :)
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IF YOU GET THIS BACK:
1 UR NOT THAT SEXY
2-3 UR SO SEXY
4-6 OMG TOTAL SEXY BABE
7-10 UR SO SEXY ITS UNBELIEVEABL
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