srecan rodjendan,jel si sad punoletna:))

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(¸.·´ (¸.· malo šaram po tvom profilu :)

hahahahahahahahah:)))))) blago tebi:D

10 Razloga koji me cine alkoholicarem :)

1) Gubim u svadjama sa predmetima.

2) Moram se drzati za travu da ne padnem sa Zemlje.

3) Moj posao smeta mom opijanju.

4) Doktor pronalazi tragove krvi u mom krvotoku.

5) Stalno mi daska sa WC-solje pada na glavu.

6) 24 sata u danu, 24 pive u gajbi. Slucajnost? Nema
teorije!

7) Dvije ruke, a samo jedna usta... E to je problem
sa picem.

8) Lakse izostravam pogled sa jednim otvorenim okom.

9) Padam s poda.

10) Opet me onaj ruzicasti slon pratio kuci.

I ne treba .Dovoljno je i to.

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BOSANSKI RIJECNIK

U svijetu se kaze : Dragi kolega dugo se nismo
vidjeli

U Bosni se kaze: Sta ima picka ti materina

U Svijetu se kaze :Gospodin je obrazovan

U Bosni se kaze: On je peder

U Svijetu se kaze :Izvini malo sam te duze cekao

U Bosni se kaze: Pa gdje si ti ,jebote

U Svijetu se kaze: Mislim da niste sagledali sve
aspekte ugovora

U Bosni se kaze: jebem te corava

U Svijetu se kaze: Mora da se salite

U Bosni se kaze : Seres

U Svijetu se kaze: Informacija koju imate ne odgovara
cinjenicnome stanju ...i ovo

U Bosni se kaze: Jedi govna

U Svijetu se kaze: Dobar tek / Prijatno

U Bosni se kaze : Disi malo

U Svijetu se kaze : Vasa sekretarica je vrlo
simpaticna

U Bosni se kaze: Jebes li ti ovo ?

U svijetu se kaze : Koju funkciju gospodin ima u
Firmi

U Bosni se kaze : Koji je on kurac?

U Svijetu se kaze :Smatram da njegovo misljenje
netreba uvaziti

U Bosni se kaze : Ma ko ga jebe


U Svijetu se kaze :Hvala

U Bosni se kaze: U bih taj izraz nepostoji u
rijecniku

U svijetu se kaze : Izvinite

U bosni se kaze: Jebi ga

U svijetu se kaze : On nema puno utjecaja (ili
uticaja? )

U Bosni se kaze : Ma moze mi ga popusiti
(eto rjesen problem)

U Svijetu se kaze : Necu
**
U Bosni se kaze: Hocu kurac

U Svijetu se kaze : Zasto odbijate daljnju suradnju
u Bosni se kaze: Koji ti je kurac

U svijetu se kaze : ne bih se slozio sa vama

U Bosni se kaze: Jebes ti tu pricu

U svijetu se kaze : On je nizak

U Bosni se kaze : metar i zilet

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Prvi školski dan u jednoj americkoj srednjoj
školi.
Uciteljica predstavlja novog ucenika Hakira
Suzukija iz Japana.
Pocinje sat i nastavnica ispituje:"Sada
cemo vidjeti koliko poznajete americku
povijest. Tko je rekao "Slobodu ili smrt?"
Odjednom tišina i samo Suzuki digne ruku:"Patrick
Henry godine 1775. u Philadelphii"
"Vrlo dobro Suzuki. A tko je rekao: "Država je narod
i kao takva nesmije nikada umrijeti?"
Suzuki ustane: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863. u
Washingtonu."
Nastavnica strogo pogleda ucenike pa rece:
"Sramite se! Suzuki je Japanac pa poznaje
americku povijest bolje od vas."
Tihi glas iz kraja razreda: "Jebite se, posrani
Japanci!"
"Ko je to rekao?", vikne uciteljica.Suzuki digne
ruku i rece: "General MacArthur, 1942. na
Guadalcanalu, i Lee Iacocca 1982. na skupštini
dionicara Chryslera, Detroit."
Razred je u tišini - samo se iz pozadine cuje:
"Puši kurac!"
Uciteljica sva izvan sebe: "Sad je kraj. Tko je
to rekao?"
Suzuki:"Bill Clinton Monici Levinsky, Oval office,
1997. u Washingtonu."
Drugi ucenik se prodere: "Suzuki je govno!"
Suzuki: "Valentino Rossi u Rio de Janeiru na moto
Grand-Prix Brazila2002."
Razred pada u histeriju, uciteljica u nesvijest,
a na vrata ulazi ravnatelj škole:"U picku
materinu, još nikad nisam vidio takav kaos."
Suzuki: "Premijer Hrvatske, ministru financija
prilikom predstavljanja državnog proracuna,
Zagreb, 2006." :)

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