Za jacanje zenskog ega
Zasto sve zene slabo voze?
Jer su svi instruktori muskarci!
Zasto muskarci zvizde ljepse nego zene?
Jer imaju pticji mozak!
Zasto muskarci obozavaju djevice?
Jer ne podnose kritiku!
Kako postici da muskarac poludi u krevetu?
Sakrijes mu daljinski!
Bog pozove Adama i kaze mu:"Imam dobru i losu vijest
za tebe.Dobra vijest je da cu ti dati dva nova
organa,mozak i penis."
"Fantasticno",odgovori Adam,"A koja je losa vijest?"
Bog odgovori:"Nemas dovoljno krvi da bi oba djelovala
istovremeno!"
Posalji ovu poruku do pet inteligentnih i zabavnih
zena da ih razveselis!!!!
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